Small things that ruin your day

Might come across as intolerant/impatient but meh, need to vent (sorry in advance):

When someone drives through a red light/green man when I'm about to cross at a pedestrian crossing, or when someone stops across the give way on a crossing.

Drivers who slow the fuck right down but don't actually stop and think they are being helpful to let you cross the road, but are just causing you to have a stare off as you try to determine what the fuck they are doing, or when they wave you across at a two lane junction but haven't checked behind them for the other lane and another car is coming down and isn't stopping. So now you feel like you are compelled to go, but then sort of do a weird stagger walk looking like a twat as you realise the other car isn't stopping.

Old people in shops at lunch on a work day. Fuck you, you have literally all the fucking time in the world to move your slow arse to the shops, and you choose the time when every fucking working adult and high school kid is about to descend on the shop to buy lunch. Then congregate at the entrance and fucking mill about the shop like fucking zombies

Similarly being in a queue for self service and old people are using the machines - then proceed to fuck up every single thing so you're stood there for fucking ages

When it starts to piss down with rain when you're walking to/from work and it stops when you get there.

Having to stand on a long train/bus.

Stubbing your toe.

When you're milk has gone off and you are gagging for a cuppa.

Forgetting to take food out the freezer the night before, or forgetting to buy something at the shops.

Stepping in dog shit. PICK UP YOUR FUCKING DOG SHIT YOU DISGUSTING CUNTS. OH YOU DON'T HAVE BAGS? FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MUTANT.

When a bird shits on you. Seagull bastards.

When you are in a public toilet and someone else comes in and slams the toilet seat down. I'm absolutely convinced there is someone who does this in my work on purpose and it boils my piss.

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