Smart ... Real smart

I had a guy outside my polling location last year offer me a Republican voting card in Ohio. I told him “You should go home and hang yourself in your closet to make the world a better place.” I said this loudly enough that everyone in the line could hear me then stood in line six feet apart for 20 minutes, like I didn’t just do that. On the way out he told me to have a nice day, I said “Fuck you asshole.” Then I backed my truck up towards him fast enough and aggressively enough that he jumped out of the way. The Sheriffs deputy across the lot didn’t react to the whole thing, miraculously.

To say the least I overreacted a little. But by that time I was on a hair trigger after listening to these assholes for six months.

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