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I don’t use dating apps anymore because I’m married but I remember so many chicks being this fucking brain dead. Only responded with “lol” or “ok” or something that’s only one word. Couldn’t understand any joke and responded with “what”. It’s like, okay if you’re not interested you’re not interested, but why do you keep responding? Also, I remember there being tons of girls who were morbidly obese, single moms, didn’t work, didn’t have their own place, and had extremely aggressive bios like “I’m a single mom my kids are my life love church AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THAT YOURE NOT A REAL MAN” just exuding anger. Also demanded you be over 6 feet, have a stable job, have your own place, etc while bringing nothing to the table themselves.

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