Smoothly and imperceptibly we go to bed.

Don't get a dog if you can't deal with some chewed up furniture. A dogs freedom from being put in a cage (as any animals) trumps a chewed up sneaker. Put your fancy shoes in a drawer and have some rooms the dog isn't allowed in. Easy peasy and the dog and fucking get up in the night and have walk around.

Of course it's convenient. Like it is to cut their balls off instead of doing a harmless vasectomy or if you beat them. Then they are scared and don't bother you at all. Getting a bet is a responsability that entails sacrificing some convenience, of you can't do that get teddy bear. Not a a living, feeling being. It might be normal now but our grandchildren will see it as barbaric. Like we do the way our grandfathers treated animals.

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