Breaking Bad is your second. Teaching such valuable life lessons like:

• Selling and making your own meth can be a very lucrative business venture, provided you avoid certain pitfalls.

• Always help a young drug addict who's unconcious and choking on their own vomit. You never know when their death may lead to the deaths of countless innocent people

• Be resourceful

• Learn chemistry before making meth

• If your terminally ill and everything around you is falling apart. Make sure to tie up any loose ends before you shuffle off the mortal coil.

• Looking for connections to help you get started? Find a buddy who's not in jail and is somewhat notorious for their connections to certain "individuals". This only works if you know someone with connections.

• Rivals? Make sure to strategically wipe them out with a well thought out plan. Don't knock them off along the way, actually plan out their demises (like drive-by shootings!)

• Don't let your other job get you down, use that job to your advantage!