The Mary Sue: "Dear Franchises: Just Include Some LGBT+ Representation and I’ll Stop Yelling At You (Mostly)"
A few things:
(Subtitle: "If it's bad representation I will yell more though.")
And this is the icing on the cake and why the only thing we should give them is a figurative boot across the neck.
"Submit to my rule and I'll stop beating you. Except when I feel like it. And if you break one of my arbitrary, random, and every changing rules I'll beat you some more."