Sometimes guys send other guys creepy messages too...

Ugh, this girl should get together with a guy I dated in high school. He would make up the craziest stories for attention and sympathy, and no matter how insane they sounded, I had to play along or else he'd freak out (which eventually led to physical abuse).

The worst was a story about how "x years ago today, my cousin Andrea died. I need you to comfort me." Eventually, piece by piece, the final story evolved into something along the lines of: he and this girl were in love and had taken eachother's virginities. Then her dad married into his family, making them cousins (by marriage, not blood). My ex was at her house for dinner one night and she was very upset about them becoming related and went to her room. When he walked in to talk to her, she had razor wire around her neck and had taken a whole bottle of sleeping pills. Oh, and she had a gun in her hand too. She told him that she loved him too much to live without him. She then shot herself, causing her body to drop and the razor wire to decapitate her. Her head fell into his hands. At the end of this story, he mentioned her name again and it was a different name. When I asked about it, he said he must've gotten it confused with his other cousin who had also committed suicide.

Because of this trauma, I should comfort him while he cried and then give him a bj.

Another time, he held a loaded gun to my head and said that if we were really meant to be together, God would make sure it was the blank. Luckily, it was the blank.

There were so many more crazy things he did, but I think these 2 were the frosting on the cake. Fucking psycho is married now. For her sake, I hope he's gotten help.

I'm going to choose to believe you're the crazy one making all of this up, and nothing you can say will ever stop me from believing this. Goodbye forever

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