Pitch man: We've been working on the new sonic movie and we have some conceptual art. shows above poster
Executive: No. We must make him look dumb. shows him nightmare poster
Pitch man: But his design is part of his brand and market appeal. Making him look dumb will alienate everyone. Reconsider throwing your money away.
Executive: Let's vote.
Executive 2: Make him dumb!
Executive 3: zzzzzzzzzz
Executive 4: HE'Z GONNA GET FASTERZ
Executive 5: Dumb!
Executive 6: What's sonic supposed to be again?
Executive 4: He's a porpoise ... ?
Executive 6: Like a dolphin.
Executive 7: ... yes ...
Executive 5: Doesn't look like a dolphin. Put human legs on him. He supposed to have legs, right?