Son's reaction to cow milking.. Priceless

I know what you mean because I was taking a poop at work and accidentally sprayed poop all over my erect penis and I was late for a meeting so I had to leave and forgot to wipe it off and then forgot about it completely until I got home and ripped off my pants so I could run around naked and noticed there was dried poop crust all over my penis and I started to peel it off but it was stuck to the skin so it started to rip the skin off until my penis was just a raw stump of a throbbing blood muscle and so every time I thought about having sex with my couch blood squirted out but I had sex with my couch anyway and it hurt like hell.

How do you want to hang out and we can do all kinds of things inside of my dad and his friends can teach you some cool new tricks???

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