Sounds fair don’t it?

I just don't understand how you let a woman injure you with a shoe. Idk, maybe the guy was a tiny, weak fella. I'm not huge, I'm like 6 foot 3 200 lbs, but I guarantee any woman who hit me with a stiletto wouldn't pull it off. And if she tries more than once, imma slap the shit out of her. The hitting women is bad thing goes out the window in 2019. People have dissolved gender, this is a side effect. Oh shit, did we forget about side effects? Welcome to the fucking show kids, keep pretending everything is gonna be all right, until you fuck with a combat vet in the street, and they dont take your little whiny shit to well, and mommy and daddy are feeding you through a fucking tube for the rest of your life.

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