"Space, I choose you!"

I love how literal children get on this site and act all pompous.

I hope you were only pretending to be this dense because if not, then that's embarrassing.

What a stupid, faux intellectual comment.

You have no clue what you’re talking about.

The fact that you compared a common simile to a problematic, unproven statement of “feeding the starving is just like feeding wildlife” implying that the poor and hungry don’t have the brain capacity to understand how food fucking works is stupid. And the fact that you had enough blind confidence to come on here and insult a stranger only shows that you’re stupid too. Try to be a better person.

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