As a longtime lurker, several of the recent long form posts have inspired me to create an account and make my own post - thanks to /u/FaintofBoobs, /u/master_spermblaster, /u/Exodus34, /u/CelebritySin, and others for giving me ideas. This is my first time trying something like this, but I tried to ensure there was a good balance between the three stats and a variety with the choices and perks.
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This was my favored playthrough:
COMMODITY: Incense (Extra Camp Follower)
HARLOT: Daniella Wang +1 influence (Unlock Goddess of Boobs)
APPRENTICE: Elle Fanning +2 acumen, +1 morale (Unlock Sweet Innocence)
TRANSLATOR: Monica Bellucci +1 Influence
MERCENARY: Amber Heard +1 influence, -1 morale
CAMP FOLLOWER: Dakota Fanning +1 acumen (Unlock Angelic Sisters), Yifei Liu +1 morale
SCOUT: Anna Kendrick +1 acumen
PILGRIM: Taylor Swift - protect her - +3 morale
SLAVES: Sarah Hyland (mouth) +1 morale, Ariel Winter (ass) +1 acumen; Slut sisters - +1 influence, -1 morale
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PERKS:
Goddess of Boobs: +1 morale
Sweet Innocence: Marry Elle
Bandit Raids: -1 influence to buy Ren Ishikawa (pussy), +1 influence (0 influence total)
Angelic Sisters: +1 influence
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TOTALS:
5 acumen, 5 influence, 5 morale
Somehow I got all even, so I'll choose morale.
Result: Marry Elle, have Dakota and Yifei Liu as concubines.