YOU are a Sega Genesis Sonic faggot who can't accept that 2D-Sidescroller sonic games are just as bad as the new-games are, but you still regard sonic as one of the best games ever. YOU could fuck up a wet dream. YOU weren't conceived like a normal human being, you only came to be because your dad's jizz found its way into the womb through a fissure inside your mom's ass when your parents were having buttsecks YOU are the definition of "asshole." YOU were born wrong. YOU are an abomination. YOU have no friends. YOU are fat. YOU were a failed experiment for the stupidest and most pathetic creature in existence, you were too stupid for stupidest. YOU were placed in special education. YOU should kill yourself to end the misery of those who are unfortunate enough to be around you. YOU finger your ass in bed and smell your fingers afterwards. YOU are rated R. YOU aren't worth the feces in the toilet bowl. YOU drink all day and every day, you fucking alcoholic! YOU live alone. YOU are a retard. YOU don't bathe or brush your teeth. YOU are a waste of the honest taxpayers' money. YOU are the mucus in the human nose. YOU cause people to abuse drugs and overdose. YOU are on welfare. YOU contribute absolutely fuck-all to the world and you never will. YOU are a college dropout. YOU are a worthless piece of shit. YOU are lazy. YOU are mentally ill. YOU don't have family members who care about you. YOU are Ginger. YOU invented stupidity. YOU smell bad. YOU killed Elvis. YOU also just caused Robin Williams' death OMFG FUCK YOU! YOU don't have a job. YOU abuse the elderly. YOU are African. YOU sank the Titanic. YOU murdered your own mother because your fatass crawling out her vagina gave her a cardiac arrest, your current mother adopted you but for the lulz, she isn't going to tell you the truth. YOU deserve an eternity of pain and agony. YOU will be forgotten immediately. YOU are the pimple on a person's ass after they take a dump and don't wipe properly. YOU are the prime reason why people get depressed. YOU can't dance. YOU are the reason animals die. YOU are a nerd. YOU caused the Holocaust. YOU spend your days wishing you were famous or somebody important. YOU have cum stains in your pants and underwear from masturbating by yourself. YOU annoy people. YOU often get your ass kicked in a fight. YOU are Australian. YOU cause people to live bad, depressing lives. YOU wear shitty bootleg clothing you bought on a vacation in Thailand. YOU are old. YOU are unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. YOU are adopted. YOU are the Grinch that stole Christmas. YOU have a small cock. YOU are a druggie. YOU can't take a drug test because you'll fail it. YOU play the Ouija board to try to communicate with the dead because nobody alive wants to communicate with you. YOUR father is also your brother mother. YOU could walk into any room with a group of happy people and fuck up their day, including church, a wedding ceremony or a baby shower. YOU are emotionally unstable. YOU think that Adam Sandler is funny. YOU rape your mom. YOU are a sore loser who collects SSI/SSD. YOU are the one who puts the ass in jackass. YOU are an Americunt. YOU should never have any children. YOU are a geek. YOU are behind the disappearance of Flight MH370. YOU were that one kid in school that other kids would make fun of and bully. YOU are The Antichrist. YOU are the cavities in the human mouth. YOU wash your clothes once a month and wear the same stinky outfit every day. YOU think that just because someone else's life is also shit that somehow makes yours better. YOU are a Canuck. Puzzle globe logo These kids are better than You in every way. This game was designed for you to play with the friends you don't have. YOU are the root of all evil. If you were to kill yourself, corruption in the government would come to an end. YOU killed Michael Jackson. YOU are the Nightmare on Elm Street. YOU were that pathetic, lonely kid in school with no friends and never had anybody hang out with you. YOU are a pothead. YOU are trash. YOU caused the death of Heath Ledger. YOU have no purpose or value in life. YOU are the reason Detroit is a shit place to live. YOU cause depression, anxiety and mental sickness of others. YOU abuse children. YOU cause war and genocide. YOU caused the Atlantic Slave Trade. YOU find British humo(u)r funny. YOU abused sick and injured animals as a child because you had nothing else to take your anger and frustration out on, you fucking psychopath! YOU were the cause of 9/11. YOU were also the cause of 7/7. YOU bomb the Middle East. YOU are the reason why Jews and Palestinians hate each other. YOU are a fuck-up. YOU [ȝow] is an ambiguous word that can be either plural or singular depending on the context (which may itself be ambiguous). English is unique in this regard. French does it too, but it's still not common. Eastern languages such as Korean, Chinese and Japanese do this as well, plurality is usually implied and the "plural" suffix is more accurately translated to "and company". Ask a linguist. YOU are the laughing stock of the world. YOU live in your bedroom. YOU are a real-life horror movie. YOU have an ugly face that scare people away. YOU smoke crack. YOU caused Kurt Cobain's death. YOU never can get through the entire ED Offended page because you're such a big pussy. YOU think people are laughing with you when truth be told, they are laughing at you! YOU are going to Hell, and rightfully so. YOU should just go fuck yourself. YOU log on your Facebook and hardly get any messages or Likes. In fact you constantly refresh your Facebook profile in case you find someone messaging or Liking anything on your page, you fucking douchebag! YOU have cancer cells in your body which will hopefully kill you eventually. YOU just accidentally a whole Fleshlight. (Nice going, fucktard!) YOU think the Moon orbits around the Sun (dumbfuck!). YOU are the reason why children go missing. YOU should die. YOU suck at life. YOU are a homosexual. YOU are the reason why people go to counseling and therapy. YOU are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, this website will still beg you for money. YOU are the reason why the Columbine shootings occurred. YOU eat shit. YOU are the Omen Child. YOU are a disappointment. YOU have appeared on that Dateline NBC show, "To Catch A Predator" and was caught trying to get fingered by a 12-year-old boy you met online. YOU are stupid. YOU should be murdered. YOU created the Black Plague. 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YOU often venture in online chatrooms looking for attention but don't get any, because you are a pathetic moron. YOU are a furfag. YOU shop at Wal-Mart. YOU are a fat, ugly, obnoxious fucking faggot who spends his time trying to bring down others to make you feel good about yourself. YOU are a brony, and you think that doesn't also make you a furfag. YOU aren't worth the dandruff in somebody's hair. YOU caused James Dean's death. YOU have cancer and AIDS, or rather, You ARE cancer and AIDS YOU are the bacteria in infections. YOU cause the death of children. YOU are a direct descendant of Hitler.