(Spoilers Everything) Season 6 Episode 3 Leak Megathread

Might be legit, here's what I have:

The Wall: Melissandre ask what did he saw while he was dead. Jon says nothing. Meli says that Stannis might not be Azor Ahai after all but Jon. He think this is very weird and understand nothing. Davos is freaking out, and ask what happen. Everybody goes to the yard, “You are a god, etc…”.

Sam: On the boat, Sam is about to puke, they need to go to Sam house because Old Town don’t allow chicks. His father is an asshole, but mom and sis are good people.

TOJ: The conversation we know already. Dayne fucks everybody and beat Ned, but Howland kill Arthur in the back. A woman is screaming; Bran somehow scream Dad. Ned turn around but sees nothing. And the 3xEyeCrow says: “We will go back here another time”

Vaes Dorak Apparently half chapter about telling that widows go there, the rules and so on, to Dae

Meeren: A woman with a sick child have info about the Harpy. Varis offers health and a ship full of silver if she tells something. Everybody is conspiring against Meeren (Yunkai and the rest). Grayworm said that the best is attack directly, leaving Meeren undefended even.

King’s Landing: Qyburn is just talking with the kid. Tells Cersei or Jaime that he just “tweak” the mountain a little bit to improve it. The children are the new little birds, they were good with Varis, and they are also good with Qyburn. Jaime says that the Mountain should go to the Baelor Sept to blast the High Sparrow head. The council is talking, Olena, Pircell, Kevan, the guy that sing in bravos, etc…. Kevan is the hand of the king. Cersei and the Mountain crash the council, and the conversation goes no where. Tommen ask the HS to left Cersei come back to see Mircela, HS says no sinner allowed. And that she need to purge her sin before the seven.

Arya: Who are you? Nobody, x 200. … and then Who WERE you? I was Arya Stark, who do you want to kill? Why didn’t you kill the dog? ; again with Jaquen Who are you? Nobody x200. Arya pass the test of the annoying god, got a bowl with magic water, and her eyesight come back.

Winterfell: Why are you here Umber? Aren’t you loyal to the Stark?. I was, but Jon Snow have an army of wildling that are going to fuck my lands. Kneel and I will help you No Wut??? How I’m going to trust you? You will because I’m bringing you Osha and Rickon.

The Wall again: Four hanging people, Bower Marsh, Harwick, Thorne, and Olly (yes!). Before hanging them, Jon talk a bit with them. Marsh: You should be dead!, Harwick: Please tell my family I died honorably. Thorne: I would do this again!. Olly: (says nothing). Cut the main rope, all four fall down, last frame is Olly dying. Jon give the Lord Commander cape to Ed. Ed ask “what should I do with his?” Jon: “Whatever you want, because my watch has ended”.

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