You're just chilling in your living room. Watching the newest episode of step bro vs step sis. Your doorbell rings. Your heart jumps. You get anxious because you don't know who's there. You walk towards the front door, heart is beating from anticipation. As you open the door, and stare eye level, you notice no one is there. As you take a look down, you spot a yellow bubble mailer. On the corner of the shipping label, you can see that it says JukeBuds, so you get excited. You remember seeing all of these positive reviews online and deciding to buy them like a week ago. You pick up the bubble mailer and sterilize it. You're so pumped. The moment is here. This is it. You pull out scissors and begin to cut the package open. Boom. It hits you. The package smells like god just sent the angels from heaven and opened the doors for you. You begin to quiver. You can no longer stand up. You take the package to the couch to open the rest. You take a seat on your couch, legs still quivering. You reach for the receipt included in the package, and are surprised that this heaven sent package was actually pretty affordable. You smile. You're so happy right now. You reach in the package and grab the box of UltimateBuds. This is it. This is the moment. You're so amazingly excited. You pull the lid off the box. There they are. The buds, in all their beauty. Your legs violently begin to quiver. You're having an orgasm.