[Star Wars] What does Emperor Palpatine do all day?

What do I do all day? Actually, I spread myself about in quite a number of ways. The Force has opened doors to other realities that offer pleasures both subtle and base.

1) I am practicing for the revival of Phantom of the Coruscant Opera. I'm a baritone, did you know that. I rocks that Phantom mask. Vader keeps begging for a part....but seriously, I told him he has to wait until we do Wizard of Oz and he can be the Tin Man...ha ha ha. He didn't find it funny. That guy really needs to lighten up on the darker side.

2) I'm going to test the 'outer limits' of knowledge, go back in time to kill Bertram Cabot Jr, fall in love with Noelle, and see what happens.

3) I spend a lot of time fighting some anthropomorphic cat people as "Mumm-Ra the All Powerful". You thought that cantina at Mos Eisley had some strange creature people in it, but that's nothing to that place. They have a frog man. A frog man. Totally whack.

4) I've been keeping an 'eye' on a place called "Middle Earth". I have this whole team of little Vaders. Its so funny. I had a set back, but then everything was going according to plan until I could not find my ring.

5) I've been having a bit of fun in some place called "LoonDone", matching wits with a guy called "Sherlock". He calls me "The Professor". Wait until he finally catches up to me. He is so going to have a fall.

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