Question 1: You are approached by a frenzied Fallout addict, who yells, "I'm going to put my PS4 copy of Fallout 4 into your Xbox One!" What's your response?
• "Yeah, well PC master race, buddy!"
Question 2: While working as an intern in StopGame, a customer with a strange request for another Elder Scrolls game stumbles through the door. The opinion is growing at a frightening rate, but the Manager stepped out for awhile. What do you?
• Explain his misunderstanding for belief in a series better than Fallout and pitch him a pre-order offer of Fallout 4 to the best of your abilities.
Question 3: Working at adsehteB, you discover a co-worker in the lower levels of the Studio. He's hungry, he's frightened, but also appears to be in possession ofFallout: New Vegas. What do you do?
• Lead your co-worker to safety, then turn them over to the CEO.
Question 4: Congratulations! You've been hired at adsehteB Studios! Which position do you prefer?
• Writer
Question 5: Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Fallout devotee. What do you do?
• Throw your tea in Granny's face.
Question 6: Old Mr. Hines has locked himself in his office again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
• Walk away, and let the old coot for for tempting you with a copy of elder scrolls online.
Question 7: Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What is the best course of action?
• Use the extra hand to hold your drink while playing Fallout 4.
Question 8: A fellow Fallout Fanatic is in possession of the first physical copy of Grognak the Barbarian, 1st issue, printed by adsehteB. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
• Slip some jet into the residents Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book while he is under the influence of Rocket.
Question 9: You decide it would be funny to play a prank on your father. You enter his private gaming room when no one is looking, and… • Max the sensitivity on his controller's. When he plays games he'll be spinning. • Invert the controls on his joysticks. That's sure to cause some confusion. • Break into his game cases and replace his copy of Fallout 4 with Fallout: New Vegas. • Manipulate the power wattage on his tv, so he'll be blinded next time he plays Fallout. • I do all of them culminating in a heart attack
Question 10:(No Fourth Wall) Who is indisputably the most important person/persons on this subreddit: those who shelter us from the shitposts of the past, and to whom we owe everything, including our flairs?
• OP and the Mods