You know what? Now is the time to get complacent. Don't vote, fellow neolib. There's no need. Everything will be fine!

Maybe even vote third-party. Even if you live in a swing state. Especially if you live in a swing state. Biden's so going to win that it would be proof of your loyalty if you voted against him in a swing state. It would show you know he'll win anyway. All the other neoliberals will think you're so cool. They will buy you ice cream and PDFs and {/crocodile emoji}!

In fact, you could even vote for Trump. Why not do that? It won't matter. Biden would still win. Definitely. Do it. Vote for Trump. It'll be funny. Especially if you live in a swing state, that's even funnier. All the neoliberals will think you're so funny, and it fits Ben Bernanke's sense of humor perfectly. He might even call you. And it's fine because Daddy Joseph will still win. {/crystal emoji} BIDEN cannot lose, jack, and that's not a malarkey!

Do it. Vote for Trump. It goes burrrrr!

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