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Also 17! I also live in the bible belt w/ super conservative parents, so I know the pain.

I drive to other houses and places to smoke usually, but being 17 sometimes means being stuck at the house. Also, I know a vape and stuff are expensive, but it is the ideal situation imo and I took a bit to save for them (worth it 100%)

My perfect way secret way to smoke includes:

  1. Portable vaporizers are getting a lot better than they used to, save weed, and won't combust (unless you get a bad one). For retail $100, or cheaper for other ones, you can get a decent one that makes it easy to toke.

  2. Sploofs don't really work, but a smoke buddy does. I was lucky enough to find one at my local headshop since they are hard to find out here. They carbon filter smoke like magic. Zero smoke, zero smell, zero suspicion. You can buy the small one and it'll do the job as well for like 20 dollars cheaper too. (I think I got mine for like 25? This is probably the best thing to have to avoid getting caught though)

  3. Bathrooms are great places. Use a towel to seal the door bottom. Fan on. Very hot steaming water also helps dissipate the smell, so if you can, run a hot bath so fog up the air at some point. Plus if you get caught, you can always just pretend you were masturbating. ;)

  4. If a vape isn't a choice, pack snappers. It'll help conserve weed but also help eliminate extraneous smell from the bowl.

Eye drops and emergency cologne are a habitual must for me to both fight off chances of being caught and post smoke paranoia lol.

Also, I keep synthetic urine in case of emergency tests I don't know about!

Sorry if this is long. I'm slightly medicated, but I really hoped it helped!

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