Growing up in a city that is filled with famous Memers was difficult for me - trying to stand my ground and establish myself was hard with such competition. Over time, I came up with a few incredible memes that started to draw the attention of top memers from around the country. One of my best memes I created was SAP. I don't give a fuck if you think I am lying, I made that fucking meme when I was 11. I gained over 400,000 karma points based on that meme alone. I had girls at my school asking me on a daily basis what it was like to have so much karma. I got several blow jobs from girls who wanted a taste of memer fame. I once even had the hottest girl in the school ask me to have sex, provided that I give her some meme lessons ;)
The meme community is vastly declining due to a shortage of talent. I am getting tired of spending all day on reddit only to find at most two or three memes that are worthy of an upvote from myself. Every other piece of shit meme gets downvoted immediately and I send a personal message to the submitters inbox to tell them what I think he/she (DAE male privilege?) could have done to better the meme at hand.That said, I am providing my fellow memers with an opportunity to get behind a sort of revolution, if you will. I cannot give out details right now, but rest assured that it is going to be a fucking huge deal. I already have upwards of 15 people who are on board, and the numbers are growing daily. In the past couple months, I have added 2 people to my arsenal. If you are even thinking about getting in our way, I truly feel sorry for you and hope that you reconsider.
The meme revolution will start slow - you will hardly feel its effects. We will slowly start implementing its major "modules" in a staggered form. We refer to each important stage of the revolution as a module. We expect the "module" term to be used pretty much across every subreddit on a daily basis. Here is a tentative outline for the modules:
Predicted efficacy rates for each module:
I cannot give you any added information as to the content of each module, but make sure you are ready - because it is going to hit you like a fucking freight train. When you least expect it, the meme world will see something that it has never seen before. Famous memes will topple and new memes will rise. Famous memers will retreat and young, new memers will rise to fill their spots. The meme world as we know it will never be the same.