while women peak pretty much right after they're no longer minors.
Yes, pretty much.
Now, the average age of first marriage for a woman is 33, while the average age for a man is 35. The gap in ages continuously closes with time.
Wrong,he age gap has held steady for the past 3 decades. Lying to make a faux point, I wonder why?
they're likely balding
Balding is can actually be prevented completely with OTC medications and reversed with FUE. Hitting a wall is inevitable for women.
obese
Like Lana Del Rey? Obesity is a choice, age has nothing to do with it.
riddled with ED
Lying about the prevalence of ED to make another faux point? Less than 10% of men under 45 have ED, which is a highly treatable condition. Menopause is permanent.
Hence the marriage age gap closing.
Except it isn't in the averages. If you were to slice the average into wealth, you'd observe just as wide of a gap in high income / net worth men as ever.
It's easy to make up narratives supported by nothing but lies, not surprising from scorned women who are riddled with insecurity.