[Stories] What is the hilarious/embarrassing thing you've learned about an ex since you broke up?

I'm REALLY sorry for this being long, but this has been edited and the information I wrote is important to the subject.

Backstory: This guy and I never officially dated but for years, we were off-and-on best friends with benefits. We hung out almost every day, I helped him revive his "career" as a DJ, and my social clout made us the two friends who were always the life of the parties we attended together. As with all DJs, his ego became inflated and I began getting frustrated with the guy (let's call him "Lee"), because his behavior came off as hypocritical and possessive. (Examples: Lee would drag me to dates with his girlfriends but would never allow me to invite someone I was interested in, making me his permanent third-wheel; Would try setting me up with his roommate, but would get pissy if his roommate and I spoke for more than 5 minutes; Would make unnecessary comments about a man I began dating and would interrupt my calls with my new boyfriend by making loud obnoxious noises...in turn, Lee would have long conversations with other women while he was hanging out with me.)

I broke it off with Lee and we would eventually find our way back to each other. The last time we did this, Lee began flirting with my friends and slept with a few behind my back (keep in mind, he would get pissed off at me if I talked to the same roommate he attempted to set me up with for more than a few minutes). I found out from a mutual friend that Lee was sleeping with her while he was sleeping with me. The very same night, he fed drugs to ANOTHER mutual friend, took her gome and slept with her. So I broke things off and Lee would flaunt his conquests in my face. It hurt seeing this, but then he began dating a friend I introduced him to.

The same friend I cried about Lee to (let's call her Renee), was caught by her husband while she was fucking her best friend's brother in their marital bed. Her excuse was that her husband never worked and sat around playing video games and smoking weed all day (which he could afford to do because he was LOADED). Less than 3 weeks later, November 2013. Renee shows up to the birthday party of mine and Lee's mutual friend. She told me Lee invited her as his +1 and I immediately figured out what was going on.

The Moment They Planned to Break Me: Every single time I saw them at places around town, they were rubbing their relationship in my face. It would make me sick to my stomach. I never did anything hurtful to Renee and I definitely never deserved whatever Lee was trying to do. I STILL don't understand why he would do that (so if there's an explanation for this behavior, please give me some clarity).

The Moment of Karma: By January 2014, Renee moved in with Lee and I would have to deal with seeing her car in his driveway during my commute to and from work. They were always all over each other at parties and this would prompt me to drink heavily. A few months later, Lee's roommate moved out and his dog died the same day. Then, Lee and Renee stopped showing up to parties frequently. I would continue being pleasant to others while being openly disgusted by the two of them, and I went back to being social and feeling like myself again. I began meditating, writing, and occupying myself with the projects I put on hold while helping Lee resurrect his career in music. At this time, Lee builds ANOTHER Facebook profile, and although he blocked me from his primary one, I have a feeling that he was stalking me from the secondary account, given the things I would say about events I would attend (one time, I said I would wear red, gold and green to a red, white and blue party. Lo and behold, Lee shows up wearing red, gold and green).

Less than a week ago, I found out that Renee was cheating on Lee. Told everyone they broke up months ago and that she was only living with him because he was struggling financially (which was a lie, because her was working to support HER), wasn't working (which was also a lie), and smoked weed all day (again, a lie). I got curious and wanted to see if I could find out any details from his secondary profile (and found out he blocked me on THAT one the day all of this came out).

2 days later, someone broke into his house and stole his computer, equipment with thousands of songs on his hard drive, his laptop, and a few other valuables.

I assume Karma would never show up for these two, and she outdid herself. I should feel bad, but whatever. They had it coming.

TL;DR - Fucktard ex best friend with benefits repeatedly does dipshit mindfucks, used a so-called "friend" to get revenge on me for severing ties. His plan backfired and exploded in his face, beautifully.

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