Story Time - Week of January 08, 2018

I had been blowing off this guy for 2 weeks and I figured it was time to just go out with him because I had committed prior. Went out, he was super sweet. I slipped and fell on ice right in front of him. He laid down on the ground next to me and said, "Oh, I'll just keep you company down here!" Cute, right?

Went out two more times. Messed around a bit. Then something snapped in me and everything felt super cringey and way too "nice guy". Cut it off and cauterized it promptly.

Now he won't stop sending me LONG ASS messages about how I've just misinterpreted him, I need to just hear him out for a minute, please just meet him, I'm not all that great and he didn't even like me that much, I won't find anyone better than him. Some serious r/niceguys material. I'm legitimately concerned he's going to show up at my place.

All I can think about: https://imgur.com/a/H2AQg

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