Straight men who generally believe in trying everything once, why won't you try to be with another man?

I once got kicked in the balls and it hurt. I didn't like it. With this base information I can already work out that repeatedly slamming my dick in a fridge door would not be fun, some people might like it but I can be confident it's not for me.

Similarly I have seen naked men, it does nothing for me, so I can reasonably assume that having sex with a man just ain't my cup of tea.

Now I'll admit that in both these cases I may be wrong, maybe the sight of a naked man turns me off but if I shut my eyes maybe I love sucking cock, or maybe getting kicked in the balls isn't my idea of fun but if I were to try slamming my tackle in a door I would love it!

However there are literally, and I do mean literally in the classical literal sense rather than the modern figurative sense, literally an infinite number of things I could try, but with lifetime as a limiting factor I simply can't achieve them all... it would take forever, I mean have tried juggling weasels? Maybe you'll love that more than gay sex if you try it?

Anyway given I'll never try everything it is logical to steer the things I do try towards those I anticipate liking right? I know I like oranges so next on the agenda is checking out tangerines. I have no reason to expect liking a cock getting jammed in my ass so that is much further down the list.

Makes sense right?

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