"You can't apply mascara when driving... No eating or drinking"

Applying mascara while driving..... seems like a pretty dumb thing to do.

Eating while driving is illegal here where I am and for good reason, I think. I've seen people sitting there scarfing back Big Mac's with both of their hands before using their knees to steer while on the highway. That's dangerous as fuck. Drinking a hot coffee while driving on a highway? We all do it. What happens if you fuck up and dump it all over yourself? You probably crash. I don't think that it should be outlawed to drink while driving but I don't think it's hard to see the potential risks. Eating on the other hand I don't think should be allowed. Sit down and eat your burger. If you don't have enough time, make time. Don't put other peoples lives at risk because you're hungry. You're in a hunk of metal travelling at speeds up to 120 KPH. One fuck up is all it takes. It's not rocket science.