Study: Bots accounted for a third of all pro-Trump Twitter activity during the debate

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Picture this:

A short, stale, dimly lit room: a grease stained sheet of cardboard beside the entrance reads, "you must be this rich to enter". Three hundred and eleven grown men shamble across the grimy floor before you, their motions stiffened by skin-tight, box-shouldered, black-leather tuxedos. Their pacing is frantic; Their breath shortened to the brink of blissful asphyxia. Guttural undulating groans of mutual support physically wash over the satisfied occupants like a shudderingly cool breeze. The oily musk of twice dried sweat reaches your tearing baggy eyes as the light in the far corner of the room flickers its dancing approval. With each new flash, a quiet scream floods your thoughts and buries the day's stresses far from view.

A stern orange faced man to your left clamps a plastic band around your wrist. In the pale glow of the chamber's lights, you can just make out the words printed on your wristband:

The safe word is "I'm voting for Hillary".

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