oh man let's do this thing
darth vader was gay, whole thing was a metaphor for a closet gay lifestyle
king kong was gay, that has to be hard for a giant gorilla
it's kind of cheating but chip and dale were so gay back in the day that they gave them a girl to fight over in the 90's on rescue rangers to make them more heterosexual
santa claus is gay and mrs. claus is his beard
five of the oompa-loompas in the factory were gay and had to keep it secret or they'd be cannibalized in a ritual murder according to the parts of loompaland law they still adhere to culturally (and don't you dare criticize or you are a racist)
one out of every twelve hot dogs in a pack of hot dogs is gay
what else? you can do this to everything, basically, right?