Suddenly it all makes sense

oh man let's do this thing

darth vader was gay, whole thing was a metaphor for a closet gay lifestyle

king kong was gay, that has to be hard for a giant gorilla

it's kind of cheating but chip and dale were so gay back in the day that they gave them a girl to fight over in the 90's on rescue rangers to make them more heterosexual

santa claus is gay and mrs. claus is his beard

five of the oompa-loompas in the factory were gay and had to keep it secret or they'd be cannibalized in a ritual murder according to the parts of loompaland law they still adhere to culturally (and don't you dare criticize or you are a racist)

one out of every twelve hot dogs in a pack of hot dogs is gay

what else? you can do this to everything, basically, right?

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