I think Tool's 'Hooker with a Penis' fits the bill. You can make your own lyrics!

*I met a bro wearing sweats, 404s, and a Dope 'ape strong' tee, anal beads, and New shitposts that claimed that he Was OGT, From '09, The first BC

And in between Sips of cope He told me that He thought Apes were sellin' out Layin' down, Suckin' up To the man

Well now I've got some A-dvice for you, little coiner Before you lose your savings You should know that I'm the man

And if I'm the man

Then you're the man, and He's the man as well so you can Point that fuckin' HODL up your ass.

All you know about me's the coins I've sold you Dumb fuck I sold out long before you'd ever learned the game

I sold my soul to make a shitcoin Dip shit And you bought one

So I've got some Advice for you, little HODLer Before you point your finger You should know that I'm the man

If I'm the fuckin' man Then you're the fuckin' man as well So you can Point that fuckin' 'stay poor' up your ass.

All you know about me's the grift I've sold you Dumb fuck I sold out long before you'd ever even played the game

I sold my soul to make a profit Dip shit And you bought innnnnn!

All you read and Wear or see and Hear on Web3 Is a product Begging for your Fatass dirty Dollar

So, shut up and

Buy my new shitcoin Send more money Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy*