SUNDAY GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD - SEPTEMBER 25th 2016

I just had my first threesome yesterday. One of the chicks started crying in the middle of it tho and went to the other room. Her girlfriend went too to comfort her so i was left butt ass naked on their bed. 5 min go by and I'm bored af so i go get my phone. But its cold af in the room so my feet are freezing,and since i didnt think cuddling up in blankets on their fucking bed was a smart idea, i put my socks back on. Then i hear yelling in the other room and im just sitting there with only my socks on like a fucking loser.

Like 5 min later the non-crying chick comes out and is like "uh yeah you should probably head home" The thing is i got drunk there because the chicks were like 4/10s but i was horny and desperate and lonely so i was like fuck it I'll do it, ya know? So there was no way i could drive home. So one of the chicks drives me home in my car while her gf tails us so she has a ride home.

We get to my house and her crying gf just drives off and leaves the chick with my drunk ass, and they live like 20 min away so its not like she can walk home. So we go inside my apartment and this bitch starts crying as well because of relationship troubles or some shit, idk. I wasnt really paying attention to her. Normally the sound of a woman crying will soothe me to sleep but this bitch was like a 4/10 so her ugly as fuck crying drops her to like a 3/10 so now I got an ugly as shit crying woman (I think) on my couch and all i wanna do is binge watch the rest of supergirl

After shes done, she asks me if i wanna finish fucking since i didnt even cum with the threesome. I'm sobering up at this point (wasnt too drunk in the first place) so my morals and standards are finally coming back and i realize how much a fucking train wreck the whole thing was, so i was like nah I'm too tired to fuck. But i honestly just didnt wanna fuck her flip floppity beef curtains of a vagina.

So i call up my friend so i can tell him "yo take this girl home and you won't owe me that $50" but its like 3 am so he's fucking dead asleep. And i just give up. I tell her she can do whatever the fuck she wants but she needs to be out before i wake up. Then this morning i wake up and i have a ton of texts from the other girl and she's like "where is ___" 50 times over and then the very last message, or i guess most recent, is just "nvm"

Most awkward shit ever. And i was boasting about getting to have a three some to my friends all fucking day long too. I have a bunch of txts from them too asking how it was and I don't wanna respond.

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