Super Mario Bros Movie stars: 'Our toughest critic will be some middle-aged man living in his basement'

Shit, I'm a middle-aged man who has his mother living in his basement...and I think the movie looks like it's going to be terrible.

Look the fuck out!....

Seriously though...why the hell would you need to pre-pad against all this negative feedback with some busllshit catch-all?

Could it be the movie you had a really easy chance to make a classic out of you botched on almost all levels outside of look and nostalgia? Could it be that tropes whether you think they are progressive ones or not are boring and obnoxious?

Now I have to explain to my kid after we see it that no not all men are idiots or alphas and hope it doesn't add to my little daughter's already monstrous 'tude. Vs. just seeing some relatively safe videogame remade as a 90 min cartoon.

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