Ape, either you're closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a short squeeze in your security Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here I say, trouble right here in New York City Why, sure, I'm a day trader Certainly mighty proud I say I'm always mighty proud to say it I consider that the hours I spend With a call in my hand are golden Help you cultivate technical analysis And a cool head and a cool head J'ever take and try to find An Elliot wave for yourself From a three tick movement pattern? But just as I say It takes judgment, brains, and maturity to score In an IV crush I say that any boob can take And shove a short in a stock And I call that sloth The first big step on the road To the depths of deg-ra-day-- I say, first, short a piece of GME Then Collateralised Debt Obligations! An' the next thing ya know Your son is playin' for money In a pinch-back suit And list'nin to some big out-a-town jasper Hearin' him tell about hedge fund leverage Not a wholesome index fund, no! But a race where they gamble right on the stock!