Then I take it I should just forget any sort of OSR games. That's not how superheroes work. That's not the kind of stuff that happens in comics. There's clearly no way that a true superhero game could be made from this.

I don't know whether you're all trolling me or not. Either way, from what I've seen, OSR games aren't meant for people who actually like combat. I mean, why do characters even have combat stats when using them means certain death? And from what it sounds like, you're doing something wrong if you ever do anything that actually requires a roll. Which begs the question why you're even playing D&D in the first place. Why even look at the book if you're not going to use any of the stats in it anyway?