Oh man, last year I went to a wedding at a billionaires mansion in India, we're talking one of the richest men in the country, certainly not a lifestyle I'm used to. Now it's their tradition to dance at their weddings, so me and all the other English lads had to do this dance on a stage in front of several hundred very wealthy guests. I had been hitting the gym pretty hard and was proud of my gains...until we had to squat down and my suit trousers ripped right at my crotch. I had no idea how bad the damage was only that I was proudly on display to all the guests.

We decided to recreate the dance a few months later in a bar back home, I get down to the squat position and lo and behold, my jeans now split.

I'm actually going back in a few months for another wedding, and while I've vowed never to do that dance again I've gone up a few sizes for my suit trousers.