/>Be me
/>Be master janitor
Be traitor also
Check objectives
Kill some nerd and die gloriously
Aww yiss
Buy slipping carp scroll for all my TCs
Become a mop jedi
HoP lets me join security
Walk into brig
Warden and 4 other sec nerds
Unleash my mop
Slip and beat warden to death with my mop
Shitcurity tries to taser me
Lol nope
Block all the shots with my mop
Too unrobust to try to batton me
Slip and murder them all
AI notices my hijinks
Informs the crew of my mastery of the way of the mop
Bolts down the whole brig
Try to figure out the wires
Cap, HoP and CmO arrive guns blazing
Slip and robust them
Finally leave brig
Greytide tries to face me
Robust them too
One of them was my target so thats nice
None are left to face me
Only one way to get my glorious death now
Start heading towards engineering
AI is getting really frustrated with me
Bolts down half of the station to slow me down
Calls the shuttle
Doesnt matter
Unleash Lady Tesla
Death did not come
It fucks of somewhere
Some nerd emaggs the shuttle
Get frustrated
Head towards escape murdering everyone I see hoping to get killed
Desperately plead for someone to fight me on comms
Round ends
Fail to die
Fail the easiest objective after murdering all opposition
Feels bad man