Tales from Space Station 13 - April 2018 #1

/>Be me

/>Be master janitor

Be traitor also

Check objectives

Kill some nerd and die gloriously

Aww yiss

Buy slipping carp scroll for all my TCs

Become a mop jedi

HoP lets me join security

Walk into brig

Warden and 4 other sec nerds

Unleash my mop

Slip and beat warden to death with my mop

Shitcurity tries to taser me

Lol nope

Block all the shots with my mop

Too unrobust to try to batton me

Slip and murder them all

AI notices my hijinks

Informs the crew of my mastery of the way of the mop

Bolts down the whole brig

Try to figure out the wires

Cap, HoP and CmO arrive guns blazing

Slip and robust them

Finally leave brig

Greytide tries to face me

Robust them too

One of them was my target so thats nice

None are left to face me

Only one way to get my glorious death now

Start heading towards engineering

AI is getting really frustrated with me

Bolts down half of the station to slow me down

Calls the shuttle

Doesnt matter

Unleash Lady Tesla

Death did not come

It fucks of somewhere

Some nerd emaggs the shuttle

Get frustrated

Head towards escape murdering everyone I see hoping to get killed

Desperately plead for someone to fight me on comms

Round ends

Fail to die

Fail the easiest objective after murdering all opposition

Feels bad man

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