be me cargo tech QM wants me to deliver creat to a R&D dude easy comms are down slightly less easy goes to R&D no one there gets trapped in R&D for 4 minuets until someone finally comes in wanders around a bit not paying attention to ground slips on soap falls into bonfire OHGODWTF.jpeg captain sees from bridge gets up and gets extinguisher unrobust.exe knock self out by bashing my face in with extinguisher captain puts me out and drags me to med-bay doctors notice dying man screaming for help on the floor of the main hallway after 3 minuets gets heals and leaves random door is electric almost died again goes back to med-bay and leaves again gets new ID and clothes insults the Chaplin because I found out he’s the one who set up the slight fire hazard retrieves crate they fixed comms tells dude to got to cargo starts going to cargo clown jumps out of maintenance and starts bashing me with a guitar while playing Megalovania fights him off with random glass shard on the floor falls over gets dragged to med-bay two people are on fire in med-bay guy dragging me goes through guys on fire we’re in fire more people get set on fire hell.jpeg fireman Sam arrives and saves the incompetent med-bay R&D guy getting impatient on comms “well, I’m kinda dying over here but okay” gets healed again leaves, retrieves create gets it to guy he opens it it’s contains a piece of paper with an X on it he reads it, I read it it’s a note about how the QM denies the guys request ignores his insults and storms into cargo bay finds QM in cargo shuttle complains that my working conditions are horrific syndicate mini bomb appears a tile away from me “AND ILL HAVE YOU- OH SHIT!” everything rings life flashes before my eyes is this the end? the white fades lag.exe is getting dragged to space realises my leg is missing fellow cargo technician rescues me doctor comes to cargo and stops bleeding everyone continues with their day like noting happened limps to med-bay attempts to get some attention because you know, MY LEG medi-bot comes in “damn, I knew I should’ve went plastic surgeon” let’s me into med-bay human doctor notices takes me to surgery beepbeepbeep.mp3 doctor attempts to get the door open. he gets shocked and dies before I could get him to sleeper another doctor comes along uses the compromised surgery door and dies goes to surgery observation room someone has just received life saving surgery nope they actually died and the surgeon was in the middle of suicide when I came in leaves with one legged haste borrows ID off of one of those doctors looks around med-bay Australiandesert.jpeg leaves med-bay sits at bar for awhile, reflecting on what even is happening this round the clown returns for the sequel epic bar fight takes place clickclickclickclickclick.mp3 meanwhile, the cook is watching this through a door brutally finishes the clown with a broken bottle the Chaplin was apparently the clowns ally Chaplin throws a bear trap at me and beats me with a bible security shows up gets shot in the leg by them Chaplin is arrested and I’m freed cook returns to normal duty the emergency shuttle arrives boards it big ass fight takes place while shuttle is going to command gets knocked over and gets spaced a second after it arrives slowly begins to die suddenly... GROUNDCONTROLTOMAJOURTOM.mp3 emotions.exe this game just made me cry best game 10 Major Toms out of 10 Sans clowns