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Ok, look here OP. It's time to stop making excuses and lose weight.

ce (conservatively) about six out of ten Americans are overweight, that means more than half of you reading this are overweight - well, how about half of you who are Americans who are reading this are overweight? You Australians, Europeans, and New Zealanders are all probably pretty svelte, right? If so, you probably aren't going to read this anyway. I've been fighting the battle of the bulge since childhood. My problems were always exacerbated by surrounding myself with friends who could eat candy bars by the dozen; scarf down great quantities of fries, chips, beer, pies, cookies and cakes without so much as gaining a single ounce. But me? If I looked at a bag of chips, I'd gain five pounds. It ain't fair! But, my dad used to always remind me that: "Life ain't fair" and the sooner I got used to that the better off I'd be. I guess. Hand me that super-size order of fries will you? And some ketchup!

Now I know some of you are, by now, skipping over all this stuff trying find the secret as to how I've managed to lose all this weight and still be able to sit upright and write this. If you're like I used to be, you're probably hoping against hope that I've uncovered some secret way to weight loss that is easy to do and that I'm going show you how to eat all you want and lose a bunch of weight. Gee, I'm sorry to have to disappoint you. But, if you find a way for me to eat all I want and stay thin, let me know - I mean besides walking 30 miles a day, running 10 miles a day, and climbing Mount Everest twice a month. I know that I could eat all I want if I did all that; but then I wouldn't be able to eat anything, because I'd be dead too. Dead people don't eat much, do they? So, keep your smart remarks to yourself! Because I'm not looking for ways to kill myself right now. If ever I am, I'll be sure to let you know. You can send your ideas via our comments form. But not now!

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