Talko Tuesday

I woke up after sleeping for less than five hours after working a ten hour day. I'd like to think it's because I'm restless and ready to move into my new place today. 3 br house, all to myself, small yard for Walter! Landlord said he may look into getting other tenants, but he's super friendly and helpful, and I didn't have to sign a lease or put utilities in my name, so no deposits or mess, for when I move.

Hopefully my life this year is like Jeph Jacques review of And So I Watch You from Afar's Gayngs -

"OH MY GOD WE WON THE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE LOTTERY AND WE’RE SPENDING THE LOTTERY MONEY ON A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP AND WE’RE GONNA GO CARVE A HUGE DICK ON THE MOON WITH A GIANT LASER WE PUT ON THE ROCKET SHIP AND ALL OF OUR PETS HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL AND WE JUST MADE OUT WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON WE’VE EVER MET AND IT TURNS OUT THEIR MOM IS REALLY REALLY NICE TOO AND THIS COFFEE WE’RE DRINKING IS FUCKING DELICIOUS I THINK IT’S THAT STUFF THAT CIVET CATS POOP OUT AND IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED AND NOBODY WILL EVER BE MEAN TO ANYBODY ELSE EVER AGAIN "

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