My crush is pretty cute, she is quiet af tho and rarely speaks

She can cause crazy shit tho such as how she slapped my friend’s ass on slap-ass-Friday, tried to smear sauce of that same friend as revenge because we smeared a bit of sauce on her shoes as revenge for her stepping on my friend’s shoes, she then tried to draw with a pen on his shoes in another class, and today threw a ketchup packet to try to get him but ended up hitting another girl and basically fucked that poor girls shorts

She can be pretty fun to be around due to how it’s just sheer chaos, but then again my friends are naturally good at chaos

Sadly there’s like 2 other guys who have a crush on her and they’re around her more often because they have classes together and walk home with her, I don’t walk home, have to stay after school for catching up with something, and I only see her during lunch, so big oof

But I make her laugh often so I think there’s still a chance