The Fonse: Hey, Sharena, want to hear something funny I heard?

Sharena: I suppose, why not.

Alf: Your mother is so fat—

Sharena: Hey! Don't say that about Mom—

Alf: Wait, I'm not finished. Just, just hear me out. All right. Your mother is so fat, she broke the bench I was sitting on! crickets

Sharena: ... Oh-kaaaay? That was it?

Alf: Pretty funny, right?

Sharena: You big meanie! Why would you say that about Mom! Your Mom!

Alf: I don't know, I just... It was supposed to be... Well... All the cool kids are doing it? she just glares at him Well, that is to say, she might be? I mean we've not seen our mother for what, half a year, I believe? Give or take a few weeks.

Xander: Yo mama's so ugly, the ocean tried to throw her back when they caught you.

Ryoma: Yo mama's so ugly, your father cheated on her with a bevy of tawdry harlots.

Xander: That is not so; she was actually quite a lovely queen, I am told.