A terrorist attacked did in fact occur in Sweden, but t was by neo-Nazis. Wouldn't it be a shame if this reached R/all and ruffled Donald's loyal bunch

You've got it all

No, I seem to be missing a few things though.

Ah, yes, I remember now:

  • I don't support or apologize for sexual assault as "locker room talk"
  • I didn't rape my wife
  • I don't have a raging homophobe as a VP
  • I don't have a KKK endorsement
  • I don't have a father who was arrested at a KKK rally wearing a white hood
  • I don't have a bunch of neo-Nazis screaming "HAIL TRUMP! HAIL OUR LEADER" while doing the fucking Hitler salute
  • I don't have a far right-wing website owner who wants to destroy the government "like Lenin" on the NSC
  • I haven't declared the free press an "enemy of the people" (Hitler - Lügenpresse)
  • I'm not a racist fucking birther
  • I'm not a fucking anti-vaxxer
  • I'm not a fucking climate denier
  • I don't call for violence at rallies
  • I don't promote war crimes at rallies
  • I don't propose to reintroduce torture
  • I didn't have a big book of Hitler speeches laying next to my bed
  • I didn't insinuate Mexican immigrants were racists
  • I didn't praise Duterte, a mass murderer, for his rule
  • I don't venerate and lionize totalitarian dictator Putin at every opportunity
  • I'm not a stooge for Putin and his cronies, a seditionist president with a seditionist team
  • I don't openly solicit criminal activities from the Kremlin to get "the dirt" on my opponent
  • I don't sell out the United States and its foreign policy for business interests
  • I'm not a raging psychopathic narcissist who is also a pathological liar who invents terror attacks and claims his ways will "not be questioned"

I'm not Trump and his fucktard, neo-Nazi, fascist cult worshipers in many, many ways.

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