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This is the plan for the Area 51 invasion: We will send Karen to the front gate and she will ask to speak to the manager of Area 51 for a peaceful negotiation, if it works, we are in, if it doesn’t, then we proceed step 2. We will have our technicians to shut down their communication. We send the crackheads, fortnite dancers, and disabled people first to draw fire. The dust created from the chaos will help our trucks sneak closer to the gate, every truck contains a squadron of Kyles with their monster energy drinks, a squadron of street gangstas for close quarter combat, a squadron of Florida men, and several anti-vax kids to be used as a shield. After we break through the front gate, the naruto runners will wrap around the left and right wing to distract the guards, the rock throwers will stay behind us and offer fire support. Once the trucks makes it to the building, our kyles will drink all of their energy drinks and unleash their power, we will storm the base with immense power and force. We will rescue our alien friends and obtain alien technology, the battle bus will be waiting at the front gate and will escort us out along with seal team 6.

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