So is that enough? No it is not. I am settling my mother's estate now (his grandmother, he didn't bother coming to her funeral), and she left him $40K. Since I'm handling the legal arrangements, I actually do need to know this brat's legal name. He is not legally changing it (that actually doesn't work well in the real world), no surgery, apparently getting the cheapo $150/mo "hormones" (which I'm guessing is a blend of cilantro and milkweed? Who knows) and plans to change his voice (he's a strapping 6'1 man) by drinking tea and getting laser hair removal (likely paid for by my mom's tuition plan she left him). He told me to educate myself that transwomen don't have to go through surgery, although he claims he would do it (he would definitely not) if only insurance (which I'm paying for) would cover it. I can't even get a free mammogram for an actual female breast.

News flash, dude, laser hair removal doesn't work all that well. His mother, who is a holy horror (snotty professor), yanked him out of high school and he got one of those BS online HS diplomas while wanking off in his bedroom 24/7. He's got one year left of college, which I think he will actually finish. Computer degree...and guess what? Through friends, I had guaranteed him entry to MIT or CalTech, but he didn't even apply. He's at some middling college where he got a 50% scholarship because he wanted to share a transgender dorm room with a hideously ugly (looks exactly like his mom) girl he...met online.

So you got my drift here. I am starting to realize the horror of our family genes. My grandfather raped me from my earliest memory until I was 14. My wimpy older brother always insisted on typing me up with all his leather belts whenever our parents were out. And now I'm stuck with settling our parents estate -- a huge yearlong task for which I'm not equipped -- while he accuses me of cheating him out of money (impossible, it's all documented through a law firm) -- grinning like the Cheshire Cat just waiting for his check.

Can you say, "Cinderella?" Anyway, I wrote them both out of my will, which BTW is actually substantial as I created a hit TV show, and made them co-executors. LMFAO.