That's a fucking motion sensor though, innit?

CLAUDETTE

Why not? Tell me why.

LISA

He's boring.

CLAUDETTE

Well you've known him for over five years. You're engaged!

You said you loved him. You should reconsider. He supports

you, he provides for you, and you can't support yourself. He

is a good guy and he loves you very much. His income is very

secure and he told me he wants to buy you a home.

LISA

That's why he's boring.

CLAUDETTE

What are you going to do?

LISA

Um, I don't know. I don't mind living with him.

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CLAUDETTE

You can't do that. Did you tell Johnny about it?

LISA

No. I don't know what to do.

CLAUDETTE

He's a very nice person and you know he's getting a promotion

soon. He bought you a car, a ring, clothes, whatever you like

and now you want to dump him. It's not right. I've always

thought of him as my son in law. You should marry him. He

would be good for you.

LISA

Oh, I guess you're right about that, mom.

CLAUDETTE

Of course I'm right my dear, I know about men. I was not born

yesterday. I'm glad you listen to your mother. Nobody else

listens to me. I work so hard and nobody appreciates it. I

try to tell them what they should do, but they don't listen.

LISA

I guess I'll try. See you later, mom.

CLAUDETTE

Okay. Take care of yourself, Lisa. Bye.

LISA

Bye mom.

(LISA HANGS UP AND DIALS ANOTHER NUMBER WHILE SHE'S MUNCHING

ON A BAGEL.)

MARK

(MARK, 24, A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN WITH A WELLTRIMMED

BEARD, IS

IN A CAR AS HE ANSWERS THE CALL.)

Hello?

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