Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Scarlet Witch of a town called WestView In Sokovia born and raised On the TV was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all watchin some sitcoms outside of the school When a couple of terrorists who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got one Stark Shell that blew up my parents Then Hawkeye said ‘You're movin' with Tony and Cap in New York I saved the world with them day after day But I killed a few folks in Lagos and Tony send me on my way Raft gave me a cell and then locked me away. But Cap came and now we’re all war criminals of the USA

Europe, yo this ain’t bad Drinking orang juice with my synthezoid boyfriend Is this what the people of Europe Living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear this purple geologist wants the stone in my boyfriend’s head Then I had to kill my synthezoid boyfriend But then he came back to life Only to die again Then I get snapped away Well uh then I came back 5 years later There was a dude who looked like geologist man he took everything from me Then Mr. Stark dusted him away I just got here back from being blipped I wish I could say more but WandaVision Is still fresh so I’ll keep the spoilers tight I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Scarlett Witch of West View