Deep in the heart of Texas, I work in an office with a bunch of liberals. But there is/was one guy...he's not a liberal. Most of the time he stays to himself, but once every few weeks he explodes. He's good at what he does and people were amused by it, so to my knowledge he'd never been talked to about his outbursts.

Anyway, today was his day to explode. This morning he forwarded around a couple of Breitbart articles. Nobody uses our email for that kind of thing, and the boss replied to all saying as much. So this guy pops out of his cubicle like a prairie dog and says loudly, "You're all going to Hell! You're sending this country straight to hell!".

After lunch he comes back into the office and asks the front desk secretary if she's ever been sexually assaulted. Right there in front of me and about five other people. She responds that it's none of his business and then he says something like "That's what you should do. Keep it to yourself". She goes straight to HR. I and a few other people were called in to give our own descriptions of what happened.

Within an hour he was escorted out by security. The girl who he asked the inappropriate question to was asked if she wanted to be the one to clean out his cube and she did so. As he was escorted out he was very quiet until they got to the sidewalk (his desk was maybe ten yards from the door) when he started yelling. I couldn't hear what he was saying but security called the police after about a minute, after which he walked across the parking lot to his car and sped off.

So, yep. This old fucker was fired from his job today. He was maybe a few years away from retirement, too. Dumbass.