theres not a single post in this sub that survives occhams razor

There you go. This is where you say that all post here has an aswer.
Occam's razor means there are answers and explanations, but you have to choose the most simple and rational one. Maybe you should look up the definition of that expression before using it just because it sounds cool or just because you have seen other people using it and it makes you look smart or something.

Misfunctions like what? Microsleep, co2 poisoning, hallucination, brain tumor, sizure and the rest? Even if a glitch is involving more than one person?
Just because science doesn't have an explanation for glitches at the moment it doesn't mean they don't exist. Way back people thought that lightning was caused by Zeus throwing lightning bolts, now we know the real cause of lightnings. There will be a time when we will have a scientific explanations for glitches too. Just because you explain the glitches with biological misfunctions it doesn't mean it's the right answer just like the one involving Zeus.

It is impossible not to live in a matrix, it's absolutely impossible to operate the universe without one but if I say "matrix" you obviously think about the movie and don't know the definition of that word either.

Ooooh boy, you still have a lot of research to do.