I believe it’s a consensus among fellow colleagues that salvation for Dr. Finquel is futile at this point. He has corrupted countless innocent lives, continues to do so and shows no sign of slowing down. Although abiding by the morally superior ideology of veganism, he has perverted those ideals drastically through a burrito-and-excrement-based lifestyle. My conclusions suggest that his only course of action is to stray even further for the Light and expand. Grow in size, influence, indulgence, vulgarity and absurd. Become the villain he was destined to be. It won’t be long until we witness an old, morbidly obese Professor commit war crimes to a beautiful starlet in 4K resolution.