There are Cosplay and Short Movie Contests, but why no Map Making Contest?

[Verse 1] Hey there don't be scared, my name is Ben Brode I read a thread on Reddit and it said that I should sing an ode Because our cinematic didn't have a song Nothing to bump your head to, nothing to sing along Well I don’t know - I don’t think that was wrong But I went home anyway and wrote this song Un'Goro Crater, it's comin' sooner than later Elise is not gon’ wait, her scouts are aimin' for haters This land is dangerous, how can I explain this Let me just say it's not famous for being painless Even the plants won't give you half a chance Pick up the wrong flower - oops there goes your hands And that's not all, the Elementals are calling And if you put 'em all in, you gon' be ballin' I see you look at it, don't be afraid of it If Magma Rager's your favorite it's time savor it Yo yo yo the Junior Explorers head into the forest mapping it for us Look out! Dinosaurs about! Everybody shouts as we head into the chorus

[Chorus] Journey to Un'Goro! (How did you convince me to do this) Journey to Un'Goro! (Whatever)

[Verse 2] If I just had one request, one thing you'd do at my behest Honestly I think it'd be the best If you would take a look at the Legendary Quests They cost 1 mana and they start in your hand And they enter play when you slam 'em But be careful and plan 'em, because The rewards are huge But only if your deck has a certain point of view A thing you're tryin' to do If you build it wrong, you take too long You never get your questin' on But that's fine this set has a lot more That's right it's got a ton of dinosaurs! But these ain't your normal dinos something is cracked Energy from around the crater's causing them to adapt You want flaming claws? Poisonous Maws? Shrouding Mist? Or Lightning Fists? Doesn't matter soon you'll be splattered on the ground Dinosaurs ain't happy 'bout newcomers in town

[Chorus] Journey to Un'Goro! (Ok this was a mistake) Journey to Un'Goro! (I’m going to turn this off before I get fired)

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