He's been a hobo for 10 years. That's why he's had a dog and a house for 2 years
He's spent 10 years on the road. That's why he needs a handgun for "home defense."
Huckstah is 100% honest. That's why his boss bought him a plane ticket to hawaii as a bonus. Or did he buy it himself?
He doesn't do drugs That's why there's pictures of him on instagram with marijuana and cocaine.
Huck is a hobo who works jobs That's why the same instagram has pictures of him bragging about how much money he gets for panhandling.
He's a nice guy. That's why he thinks black people smoke crack and calling them darkeys is funny.
He's been caught lying on the internet before.
The story changes when he posts in subreddits and experienced people question his gear and pack size he just changes the story.