There is a website called Gizoogle that translates any website into gangsta slang. Here is what reddit looks like "gizoogled"

Here's some of what Martin Luther King Jr had to say (PDF mirror):

And so even though we grill tha bullshit of todizzle n' tomorrow, I still gotz a thugged-out dream. Well shiiiit, it aint nuthin but a thugged-out trip deeply rooted up in tha Gangsta dream.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle dis hood will rise up n' live out the legit meanin of its creed: "Our thugged-out asses hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps are created equal."

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle on tha red hillz of Georgia, tha lil playas of forma slaves n' tha lil playaz of forma slave ballaz is ghon be able ta sit tha fuck down together at the table of brotherhood.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle even tha state of Mississippi, a state swelterin wit tha heat of injustice, swelterin wit tha heat of oppression, will be transformed tha fuck into a oasiz of freedom n' justice.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat mah four lil lil pimps will one dizzle live up in a nation where they aint gonna be judged by tha color of they skin but by tha content of their character n' shit.

I gots a dream todizzle hommie!

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one day, down up in Alabama, wit its vicious racists, wit its governor havin his fuckin lips drippin wit tha lyrics of "interposition" n' "nullification" -- one dizzle right there up in Alabama lil black thugs n' black girls is ghon be able ta join handz wit lil white thugs n' white hoes as sistas and brothers.

I gots a dream todizzle hommie!](And so even though we grill tha bullshit of todizzle n' tomorrow, I still gotz a thugged-out dream. Well shiiiit, it aint nuthin but a thugged-out trip deeply rooted up in tha Gangsta dream.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle dis hood will rise up n' live out the legit meanin of its creed: "Our thugged-out asses hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps are created equal."

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle on tha red hillz of Georgia, tha lil playas of forma slaves n' tha lil playaz of forma slave ballaz is ghon be able ta sit tha fuck down together at the table of brotherhood.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle even tha state of Mississippi, a state swelterin wit tha heat of injustice, swelterin wit tha heat of oppression, will be transformed tha fuck into a oasiz of freedom n' justice.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat mah four lil lil pimps will one dizzle live up in a nation where they aint gonna be judged by tha color of they skin but by tha content of their character n' shit.

I gots a dream todizzle hommie!

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one day, down up in Alabama, wit its vicious racists, wit its governor havin his fuckin lips drippin wit tha lyrics of "interposition" n' "nullification" -- one dizzle right there up in Alabama lil black thugs n' black girls is ghon be able ta join handz wit lil white thugs n' white hoes as sistas and brothers.

I gots a dream todizzle hommie!

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